Did you actually just say that? Did I actually just read this?

Sometimes it equals nonsensical writing and white panty shots, too.

Game of the year, huh?

Your dicks?

1) Barton plays for Marseilles.

It's nothing to do with him being black - and everything to do with him being Balotelli.

If it's any consolation to your sense of taste, it's probably only a wrap.

He doesn't start him because he's not even the 3rd best striker in his team.

Hernandez?! That's absurd!

Are we sure that's meant to be his wife?

At one point another character does a vomit angel in a puddle of it. It was super gross.

It was some pretty epic vomiting. The most epic I've seen, actually.

In the words of the great George Costanza: "We're living in a society!"

FUGITIVE SERVING LIFE SENTENCE CAPTURED; RETURNED TO CONFINEMENT

But now she'll have to live in Birmingham.

Here's hoping 2013 is the year we finally see the headline

He named his son Jack, tho.

For me it's all about the dude who gyrates across the screen a couple minutes in.

Why do you think I need to know about that?

How I dance to Ginuwine.