YOU'VE DONE IT!

These articles would be a lot better if each entry came equipped with illustrating examples.

There is one rule:

It's not as bad as you've heard.

The chubby I got when I thought of all the neckbeard rage prompted by the ending of this series is something I will never forget.

I'm willing to guess this is a side effect of being shot in the face, having that face surgically operated on, and being on a shit ton of drugs.

To Hell.

Your characterisation of this Knightsec dude contacting the victim to clear information he has already dug up as "pumping the family for more information" can serve as a neat indicator of your general lack of "Knowing What The Fuck You're Talking About".

By "great", you of course mean "incomprehensible insanity".

And the winner of the "Can't even be bothered to Google" award, is...

[minutes before, naturally]

Sometimes you just gotta wear a suit.

Do not Google "Dolphin Byford".

Actually I mis-read that post - for some reason I thought he was saying Chicarito was in the top five in the world, as opposed to just "five ahead of Balotelli".

Did you actually just say that? Did I actually just read this?

Sometimes it equals nonsensical writing and white panty shots, too.

Game of the year, huh?

Your dicks?

1) Barton plays for Marseilles.

It's nothing to do with him being black - and everything to do with him being Balotelli.