If it's any consolation to your sense of taste, it's probably only a wrap.

He doesn't start him because he's not even the 3rd best striker in his team.

Hernandez?! That's absurd!

Are we sure that's meant to be his wife?

At one point another character does a vomit angel in a puddle of it. It was super gross.

It was some pretty epic vomiting. The most epic I've seen, actually.

In the words of the great George Costanza: "We're living in a society!"

FUGITIVE SERVING LIFE SENTENCE CAPTURED; RETURNED TO CONFINEMENT

But now she'll have to live in Birmingham.

Here's hoping 2013 is the year we finally see the headline

He named his son Jack, tho.

For me it's all about the dude who gyrates across the screen a couple minutes in.

Why do you think I need to know about that?

How I dance to Ginuwine.

I will watch this upcoming episode if there is a "Press to see Grace Park in a bikini" button.

TOSHIBA?! MY FRIEND DIED ON THAT BEACH!!!

A great demonstration of how Serious Business can also be Utter Garbage. As if we needed one.

Horseshit.

That's not food for thought. It's just a variation of the old WHY ISN'T THERE A WHITE HISTORY MONTH canard.

Legit GUFFAW straight from the stomach.