Almost as nice as your made-up hypothetical drooling pervert managing to be titillated by upskirt shots... where you can't even see anything.

Ann Coulter is upset.

That is an interestingly massive assumption.

I always have to laugh when Switzerland and New Zealand are invariably cited as the American's fantasy version of America without all the drawbacks.

Where I agree with you is that it would have been preferable if the speech had actually been about something - instead of the mindless swaddling platitudes I'm guessing it was.

Famous for fucking famous.

It wasn't on the track, though.

"This is a national fucking tragedy on a scale that we have never seen."

Those kids probably would have preferred to still be alive.

Look on the bright side: 46% of those children would have grown up to be racist fuckfaces.

Aye, this Shiels fella seems like a reet doss twat. Propa heed the balls, that lad!

It's very quaint you think there's a massive difference between the two groups.

My favourite ever one was about a player who fans somehow found out was staying in a caravan while work was being done on his house.

Fuck me, this is the saddest thing I've read all week. And I've read all the Sandy Hook articles.

Fucks sake. Just let the ladies have their bit of meat. Doesn't fucking harm anyone. Jesus.

...did you actually think the rap was supposed to be good?

Won't be Berlin. They need someplace Americans will recognise by sight.

I don't know which I find more shocking: that the plot of a film based on a kids cartoon/toy franchise is somewhat implausible, or that some nerd on the internet felt the need to point that out.