"How in hell can you think that a chunk of metal costs less than a nuclear warhead?"

Anathem is nailed on for NBC's 2014 summer season.

I place a great weighting on whether the reviewer can spell/form a proper argument.

Given my opinion is that 100% of superhero shows are crap - due to the very concept of superheroism being stupid; that makes those shows EXACTLY the opposite of what you claim.

Short answer: No.

No disrespect - but you need a lobotomy.

I wonder what platitudinous garbage my friends are gonna write about me when I die.

...okay...

I deserve to be comforted.

1. Because she said so.

My advice (though I prefer to call them Engagement Protocols) leads to the realisation on the man's part that he doesn't actually have ownership of another person's vagina and that his lack of effort, skill and communication have damaged that which he supposedly holds dear and forces him to ask: What value does he…

Rhetorical question #1: In an article attacking the fundamental concept of countdown clocks and the corresponding requirement that news services report on them even though their very nature tells you there is nothing to report - why would you insist that a reporter has an essential duty to inform his readers that…

Afghamistam doesn't help - Afghamistam gets results!

That would rob me of my favourite parting line: "Say goodbye to THIS, sweetheart!"

This is perfect.

If your relationship was a place of work, this is what would happen:

GREAT POST.

The Scottish Exit is being forcibly ejected from the premises.

You say that, but I felt that this dialogue:

Is there anyway I can get that last comment on a t-shirt? I need people to know I endorse it heavily.