I don't find it strange. He was obviously not right in the head at the time.

Elided: Another officer was heard to exclaim "Woooo!"

Funny you should say that because "the high five", "the ice cream cone" and "pet the puppy" are three of my favourite cunnilingual moves.

No fantasy. Blowjobs are overrated. You gots to go downtown. Downtown is my jam. It's not right otherwise.

Respectfully - a "bro hug" doesn't exist. There is no such thing. There are just hugs. Anyone who believes otherwise is tripping. Massive. Balls.

Now make marriage illegal.

'Where's' the point, surely?

So because this guy did this ethically dubious thing, the correct reaction is for the internet hordes, none of whom were personally affected by his actions - and 100% of whom had a nice view - to tear down the guy's life and work for shoddy revenge?

Why the two question marks? It seems as if you are attempting some sort of English...

Did... that guy just kick a turtle in the face?

The same exact guy as the last movie?

No! This is the age of BWAAAARM now. Deal with it!

And where did THIS woman die? Exactly.

As the article says, a large part of their popularity in the UK was that the translators did incredible work getting all the puns and in-jokes to work. Some were even better than the original, or so I hear - my French is lousy.

Sure.

WE ALL CRAVE THE EXQUISITE BRAND OF OWNAGE THAT ONLY ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER CAN PROVIDE.

Well then she's learnt a valuable lesson: Don't start shit; won't be shit.

Are there people yearning for the chance to go to West Virginia now?

He wasn't entirely cretinous when he wrote for The Times, but ever since he got the Mail job, it's been like he's received a lobotomy.

...in newspapers.