Made no sense, though.

Either you're wrong, or I wasted four months of my life last year.

...to the guy who wrote Jumper?

The greatest tragedy of the last decade is that no-one has made this film.

Oh, put it back in the deck.

You have some breathtakingly low standards. I'm actually impressed.

Aw, I wanted to be the first one to say "Is it just me, or does the premise of The Purge sound completely fucking retarded - even by the standards of speculative fiction?"

That definitely sounds "cool".

Missing footage: "...now please, let wife go!"

Considering I didn't even refer to Whatever-The-Fuck-He-Is in my post, let alone make any pronouncements about your potential or actual marital status, I'd have to ask: So fucking what?

You're moaning about the silly tradition of wives adopting their husbands' names... but think actually GETTING MARRIED is perfectly sensible? And you're criticising the idea of wives taking their husbands names, as suggestive of the idea that men consider their wives property... apparently unaware that you use the…

...really?

In a way...

"You also might consider that suicide is a solipsism that women do not have the privilege of, because we are so often caring for other people."

If it was only other men likely to view a person expressing these emotions negatively, you'd have a point. Otherwise:

YEAH, MORON! DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH ON THE CHILDREN'S COMIC CHARACTER SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOVIE VERSION WILL PROBABLY BE SOMETHING LIKE!

True story - I gathered that from the page included in the article.

You should have been with me in a north London pub after the weekend's Arsenal game - you would be eating your words right now.

Blowing an offside call is Serious Business.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL