They used to, but too many people were getting dressed up as moose and wandering out into the woods - they had to go.

1. This is an illustration depicting the physical progression of human life. It's not telling anyone anything.

Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle.

If they do anything at all after sex, you're doing it wrong.

Tough room.

Why would there be? And on what basis are you making the assumption that that is a teen?

Nothing. Life is its own gift.

Asking someone to clarify a position isn't pedantry, so jog on, smartarse.

I'm just gonna leave this article before I lose my shit up in here.

You belittle yourself by stating that words that any 15 year old should be using in class are "big" while insulting 15 year olds for using words you deem to be lame.

What's a graphic adventure game?

Could it be the same guy?!

Use your adult skills to show, using examples and clear reasoning, why exactly the word "fail" is "inane" and "immature" - as opposed to a unambiguous and well-established community shorthand for the quality and effectiveness of a product or activity.

I don't think anyone could disagree with this detailed and exhaustively argued point. Good work, lad!

You are confusing mathematical norm with social and injunctive norm (and in the mathematical sense, a norm is not actually "the most occurring value in a set") - that statement probably doesn't refer to the absolute number of people attending college, but the expectation of teenagers to apply to and attend college.

It's an advice column. Of course there's fucking judgement.

I think your problem is that it wasn't a rip off.

You should have read her old blog about being a hipster squatter in London. You can reproduce the feeling for yourself by copypasting the phrase "Please punch me directly and repeatedly in the face." 300 times into your nearest word processor.

I will not speak for most men.

How can something so cute haunt anything?