Don't millipedes live underground? That's what the legs are for.

Being a transparent attempt to gauge some more $$$ out of the frothing Plucky Young Heroine Supernatural Special Destiny fandom means there will be more than one movie.

Don't get me wrong; it'll be shit. Because all Star Was is shit.

If you don't show your working, I'm going to have to fail you.

That's not fake. That's just someone who doesn't give a shit about Halo. WHICH IS TO BE DESIRED.

Make shit up.

Fuck.

I was about to do some rage at the non-conclusion of the Turkmeni revolving golden statue, but it was right there at the end - in a place of honour.

Re 1) Surely the artistic incentive is that this will be the first Star Wars since the original where whoever does get their mitts on it will be free of the constraints of ridiculous mythology and the utterly dead hand of George Lucas. There is literally no need for any character anyone has seen before to even so much…

Loudly fire the first person that asks you a question. Then tell the second person who asks you a question that they are also fired.

Perfect.

"If James Bond logs on to a computer, he doesn't want to leave a bunch of files, cookies, or his IP address out there for someone to find..."

We all know what happened to the Lufthansa guys...

Getting a lot of mileage out of this lately...

This idea brainshames me.

He's consistently averaged a goal every couple of games for pretty much every team he's played for - so for league campaigns anyway, you can't get much better.

Suggestion: If you know who any of these people are - shoot yourself.

Some wee— oh.

Let's not go off on a tangent about this.

Except to people who have been using trackpads without mice for years. Or people who already use the numberpad's directional buttons.