This post doubles as a query: "Seriously, why do American cartoons do this?"

We all know you'll only be back here two hours later with one.

I don't watch this shit!

Robots.

We?

It can and has been implemented in the past without undue difficulty. The main issue is, on a purely practical level, that the reason most developed nations no longer employ mandatory service is because the time commitment required to get novices up the standard to actually be competent at the work done in mandatory…

Why?

This makes it sound as if you want to be the victim of a catastrophic bowel malfunction.

Are we supposed to be surprised that someone who is in the mob doesn't care about other people's feelings?

...do you not know that means testing exists?

They released that already. It's called Bigger Jeans.

None of that is actually true...

That's an amusingly American thing to say.

I don't live in America. YOUR MIND BLOWN.

You know they can arrest you for that, right?

Explanation required for why (in the vast majority of the user-generated entries - and also in the last election) why New Mexico (and sometimes Colorado) happen to be blue in a sea of red.

While I don't disagree with the idea that technically, there could have been black and/or Asian people in somewhere in the vicinity of Yorkshire in the 1910s...

You're right. Slavery implies the workers are also property.

WOLVERINES!

God has to do with everything.