This will never get old. I remember being laid up in hospital getting my tonsils out and some woman coming around with a tape recorder to ask me and all the other kids in the ward questions about politics that we could give charmingly naive/factually innaccurate answers to. This was in 1990.

Why won't she accept no as an answer?

"...all of them had published Greta's comments about the kiss having been sudden and taken without consent, yet none of them even acknowledged or commented on the fact that the photo was perhaps now less-than-rosy in light of these comments."

"I'm angry because a college football player was murdered, and the nation's unaware. Not some reserve on a team nobody's ever heard of, but a star for a team which once upon a time was a fairly major program. For chrissakes, Washington & Jefferson played California to a tie in the 1922 Rose Bowl."

What "co-operation" do you imagine they would even need? They're not filming on military bases and can make their own prop weapons and sub-interiors.

This is the saddest thing I've ever read on the internet.

What?

What?

Thank you.

Mm.

This guy's got no fucking shame.

Well, "It could!" is a compelling argument, but I feel you could go into more vigorous detail.

I've never heard of Hot'n'Ready, but based on what I know of BR, I'm going to assume it's slang for a piece of toast with a slice of processed cheese and tomato ketchup spread on it.

This is a pickle:

[citation needed]

Wait until Monday when someone uploads the most interesting bits on to Youtube.

Die Hard 2.

Some guy on the internet says the plane could have been piloted remotely.

I have never had such a visceral "This man must be the biggest, most titanic douchebag fuckface in all of recorded history" in all my life. Look at him! Look at that head? Look at his corpulent mass stuffed into sportswear he will never use in anger! Look at that fucking shit on his chin! Is he a writer or a member of…

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