"I'm surprised you were able to successfully fap without picturing your late father doing likewise, or without thinking he's looking down on you from heaven. I guess he'd be proud."

No, it's just you.

Evil has an incredibly simplistic definition. Why are you being a twat attempting to argue against something any intelligent person thought was common knowledge?

This show is shitty enough just from an artistic standpoint without people going all neckbeard "Oh that could never happen!" about it. No-0ne likes that guy.

No, you don't be a moron. Electricity is the thing that ensures atoms stick together and stuff. Electricity runs our brains. So yes, actually life didn't exist before electricity.

Seems like a lot of effort to go to just to hasten our destruction by disturbing the dwelling of the Ancient Ones.

"Your insistence on calling me hipster feels more like self-loathing."

Well, I will.

Mark, must you live so relentlessly in the real world?

Agreed. It looks like... well... a couple of pubs I've been to in my time. "Expensive" is not the word I'd use to describe them.

I'm sorry a short web series focused entirely on filming interesting actions in slow motion for a laugh and entertainment didn't strike the right tone of academical soberness for you.

Did you take the opportunity to execute a real legit spit take?

Shawn Ryan > Joss Whedon

Did not want to know this!

Would a quantum hexaflexagon not be really small?

Bitches always get the alarm clocks, huh?

I'm starting a crowdfund for saboteurs for this Star Trek Renegades thing.

The vaginal canal isn't a rigid and inelastic tube.

We put it between our legs and dance around shouting "MANGIIIINA."

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