I would like to hear that, yeah.

That first image result is PERFECT.

The way he said "Ahm loovin et!" put him down as pretty solidly North-Eastern to me. And I suppose they can't all sound like incomprehensible barbarians.

"How does it look?"

For me it failed because it took all of five minutes for any discerning viewer to see that the whole genesis of the series lay in a meeting where someone said "Hey you know how BSG was a massive hit and it was all dark and stuff? Gimme another one of those. Make one of the characters Adama. Make another one Baltar. No…

2/10.

Whichever is funniest containing a crackhead in the middle of a lake. I'm not fussy.

I just pictured a crackhead in a schooner. You are correct.

If it's anything like my country (like America, but smaller and with more interesting teeth), a year (or really 11 months, I think) is the maximum amount of time you can string temps/contract employees along before you have to start treating them like actual employees with all the attendant benefits and considerations.

That's all the evidence I need!

He's not an actual doctor you know. "Plastic sugery" is often used as a shorthand for any kind of "cosmetic" or voluntary surgery by laymen. Surely everyone knows this.

Apple exec: "Have you seen this shit?! Quick! Do a search for any employee, former or current named 'Ronald'! We're taking this asshole down!"

Are they stupid? No.

It'll look like shit compared to the console versions and not include all of the celebrations.

Yeah, what was [Fergie] thinking, sending [Rooney} out that [fat]? The problem with [Man U} is that they always try and [walk it in]!

I was surprised to learn that the whole world hated Korea.

Cool. Now I can say "That could be from any anime" and not get accused of trolling.

The only question left to ask is: Who are all these people who didn't recognise this show stank of poo after the first few episodes of the first season - and is the punishment of having watched all of this season enough?

Good list. This is the magic system that will feature in my new novel:

Had a rum and coke.