He didn't say it was shocking.

In Atlantic City?

This "advice" is nearly worthless considering:

I'm actually using a wooden dinner tray. It has slightly upturned sides so if I use it upside down, nothing touches my lap and the air has space to go wherever it will. Wouldn't a metal place just conduct the heat straight through to your legs though?

There's not going to be any bottle caps since there isn't a table - only a lap.

Next week on GoodBytes Advice:

What's a solution for those of us who use our laptops on our actual laps?

Has anyone played this yet? What are the controls like?

"Executive produced" = Said "Yes", Got Cheque.

Glad I wasn't first with this.

This could have been avoided so easily...

I don't want to live in a world where a bank of monitors for the delivery of worthless data is viewed as anything but objectively cool.

Then you're doing it wrong.

Because the bomb was for his jihad against fish.

Buck up man.

I'd be interested in more of your views on this as part of my ongoing mission to understand what exactly it is that Stan Kroenke is doing.

This is actually what the phrase "wrenching defeat from the maw of victory" was invented for.

PEMBLETON.

If there is actually a place called the "Sewer district", they've basically done it to themselves.

If the Clowns just got their act together and signed players like Punt Speedchunk or Rip Steakface, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Even Flint Ironstagg would do well in this team.