Without doing a high horse post (probably using words like "disgusting" and "intrusion"), I can't watch a guy get fired - even if Chad had a reputation as an inveterate asshole who was now getting his comeuppance, I don't know if I would.

Anyone who doesn't leave the house wearing a big rubber bat suit is automatically cooler than Batman.

Goths are totally not cool now. If they had big glasses and skinny jeans, then they'd be cool.

I'll allow it. I mean, the guy has his own giant sex train.

Executive decision: Spandex/Brightly coloured costume/Canadianness = automatic exclusion.

That Polish gang fight is extremely civilised.

"Instead, the suspect tried to get Houston to walk out to the parking lot and look at his car, where he had a trunk full of bibles."

I did my Christmas shopping there. Pray for me!

All that looks like here is the symbol of American patriotism being attacked by those nefarious Australians.

Why don't they just fix the pole to the other e— ARGH!!! MY BRAIN!!!

I think it would be nice for the team to not have an idiotic franchise name, but instead be named after the area so that the community might actually feel it has some stake in the team.

Everyone hates Westfield though, right? I mean, seriously - fuck that place.

Or for being not 5'6".

Are you sure about that? I haven't heard a statement from the man himself. Maybe we should wait until the situation is concrete.

You're robbing me of my first amendment rights to chew you out for the joke before you delete it.

No child, please.

I just forwarded this post to the police. Just in case.

Made it to 41 seconds. God dammit.

No - congratulate yourself on a job well done!