Luckily, Ocho's own Facebook page lets us know exactly how this is going to turn out.

I think it's unfair to describe college ball as just a farm system for the NFL - all evidence suggests that it works just as well as a cash and glory delivery system for the colleges themselves.

Because it's retarded.

Probably the rest of his critique was in 12 other e-mails.

Nice work ducking the real issues raised by this guy's letter to take cheep shots at his spelling.

And fun!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Not ending sentences with a preposition is a holdover from no-nothing prescriptivists who for some reason unilaterally decided English should hew to the conventions of Latin - there is no good reason in English why you shouldn't end a sentence in a preposition. Perhaps if you had attended the great Penn State* you…

...now I'm no scientist, but that seems to me to show that

Good God.

I did a real one. It's not often I get to do that.

Nuts to you. It's time to start the campaign of rape. Who knows how many doctors, lawyers and cancer cure inventors are hiding in the fallopian tubes of our nation's frigid women?

Or the other owner simply prefers their other Maybach.