I'm sensing a lot of projected rage based on the idea that certain people will put weeks of research into their next hairstyle and none on buying a car.

I would really like to know who arbitrarily decided that The Sound of Music was some legendary work of such power and genius that if you haven't memorised it you must be some kind of shiftless moron. Is it part of the curriculum in American schools? Does the government send every family a copy on DVD?

No.

I'm assuming "natural curiosity" in this context means "ability to read my mind and osmose all my knowledge about things they haven't personally experienced."

Shouldn't you feel embarrassed for knowing that?

I liked this much better when it was Tell Me You Love Me.

She's undressed?

It's up, it's good, it's aaaall good.

So... his punishment had to be less severe?

Unfortunately, we're nowhere nearing seeing the ban in trampolines that America really needs, thanks to that damn 2nd amendment.

I look forward enormously to being able to ask Slavoj Zizek why he is such a twat - for free.

Same as usual: Waif girls beating people up.

German hasn't bombed that badly in London since the 40s...

Jolly good show.

This is a great idea. Now when people go to games they will know:

Who?

Except Square have gone on record more than once in saying that however much they might like to remake it, they evaluated the project and determined it would cost money they didn't have, for a product whose financial viability is far from nailed on - and in the end, nerds would just bitch about every little part of it…

I try to just have one long bitch every two years, just to keep things fresh.

What does that even mean?

You want to stop smoking that crack. FFVII's graphics were universally seen as jaw dropping when it came out. The only people who gave two shits about the battle and world scenes looking different were sad shut-in fuckfaces with more opinions than sense.