I'd like to suggest a follow up: How To Get Someone You Find Attractive To Sit Next To You On The Bus

Word.

I didn't see "...without looking like an asshole" anywhere on this article.

I would love it if this happens. I'm tired of throwing my political views into the electronic ether and hoping someone engages - I want the chance to throw them into someone's face in real life too!

Complains about nonsense on RSS feed.

Know what I'm saying, bro? If I want to sit next to you on a bus - fuck you, fuck your blank stare, fuck your shopping - it's happening.

I could sit here and pound out a thousand words on how your argument means nothing considering that more than half the field were comprised of East Africans, that hard work is as important than any advantage genetics might bestow, and that people aren't cheering for Farah because he's seen to have done something…

Note: BBC stands for British Broadcasting Corporation.

This is the analysis and punditry team. The race announcers are some other folks.

They showed another clip of the same team watching Bolt win the 100m - Lewis and Jackson lost their shit. Michael Johnson (American legend) is all like "...whatever."

I was just about to ask where the Uninformed Speculation section was.

I'm not sure my problem is entirely down to Winamp, it seems like something has gotten corrupted on the phone or SD card itself. Basically I tried to update a playlist with some new tunes using the desktop Winamp. Now none of the music players will recognise either the new tracks or the playlist - though all the…

Erm...

But on the other hand, it tastes like piss.

I would watch the shit out of Olympic Segway racing.

This is definitely a West Side Story.

...yeah, the problem is is that simply saying you've struck a nerve doesn't make it true. You have to show it.

Isn't this what that was?

If you don't shed at least one tear during a performance of the anthem, you're probably not even really American. Probably British, or one of those other marxist hellholes.

I want a job at wherever you work.