I'm glad he took the time to put it in caps as well. Showed he cared.

Don't even get me started. I'm this close to throwing my HTC out the window - coincidentally also due to a Winamp related issue. And Winamp's technical support displays a surprising amount of urgency and helpfulness - none.

CAUTION: This post is long and boring and you probably shouldn't read it.

Winamp does that. Your phone must just hate you.

Shahid Khan? That... doesn't sound Merrican at all!

Okay.

Make me, McKayla.

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt in assuming that he knew that and was making a joke.

It's nothing personal, it's just that they're incompetent.

Yes. The goals.

This is a good point. They should just cancel the Olympics.

This is dumb as hell. Not only would the USA bench still be able to beat Nigeria handily, but since you have to take a shot every however many seconds in Basketball, what's your solution: For the US to go 50 points up and then just take penalties for the rest of the game?

Looks like Coach Taylor's in the house!

Ah, but do Russians walk into public places loaded for bear and shoot up the place? While we're generalising the behaviour of an entire people based on one element, might as well go big.

How much does being an Office Defensive Tackle pay?

Vintage Boris. Don't ever change!

Cutting out the "football" from the Superbowl coverage would still leave a broadcast lasting about three and a half hours. That's great value for the American consumer.

Points deducted because "McKayla" is a dumb white trash corruption of Michaela and such things should be punished.

Yes. But those things are hard and take a lot of time.

Your user name is better than that book.