PREACH!

You're providing a valuable public service.

Your dipping has betrayed you this time - you missed the joke.

Should've had more flags.

Professional enough for each release (of which there has been about two a year for the last three) to fully fund the cost of the next even when the records are being given away for free.

- This was recorded in a bedroom. With real instruments. Okay, the drumming isn't real. But it only cost $250.

Okay, maybe I was a little hasty. If I had to buy all my gear again, it would run me:

The thing with pizza wheels is that they're even worse than knives for mucking up the toppings. The actual best tool for cutting a pizza is.......... scissors.

The marketing, I'll give you - even though if you're good enough, your marketing will be being done on the road, like a REAL band. But on the rest: Please. You can record a professional-sounding record in your bedroom for less than $1000 worth of equipment. And anyone who still buys music in actual stores needs their…

Stan fact: Stalin intentionally muddled up the borders of Krygyz, Tajiki and Uzbekistans to make it harder for the various ethnic groups in each region to band together and fuck with the whole "Russia controls everything" program.

How waiters have the nerve to be racist is beyond me.

What?

"Hilariously" would imply that this is an issue worth giving half a toss about.

Guaranteed. Or a hapless technician hanging around the entrance tunnel...

Will you go to lunch?

How do you know they don't know the song, again?

44 seconds. Knew I had to stop after I actually scraped skin off my face.

I'm sure you can explain how a dance sequence that didn't even make any claims about the NHS could possibly be "propaganda". I have to at least ask that much since it would be unfair to simply dismiss you as another one of those complete morons who feels okay about talking about shit he doesn't understand.

What do I need to bail out for? Your words are right here: "...respect for gay people has pretty much been a "leftist" thing in the U.S.A." And now we're at the point I predicted where your use of wishy-washy meaning-free language has led to your complaints that I don't understand what you're saying. That would…