Who is giving you that?

Objectively, what does "Where has gay rights fallen" even mean? Is there a chart? A database where we can check the political identification of everyone who's made a pronouncement on gay issues? It's a ridiculous question that seeks to obfuscate what is a fairly simple fact:

You could have also had "Meanwhile in England, Where Racists Are Prosecuted, Not Given Their Own News Networks..."

Hi-oooooooooooo!!

When is Gronkowski going to face the truth and quit football for the career his name says he's destined for? As a gruff but lovable police detective in a tough New York City precinct. Can it be long before the streets of that city echo with the words "GRONKOWSKI! Read this asshole his rights!"

Heh heh... peen...

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

You would think people who are actually paid to play soccer would know better than to let David Beckham stand around in that kind of area for about a year and a half. But there you go: MLS defending.

True an all that. But do you think the level will gradually improve? The massive influx of kids who have grown up first being able to watch soccer regularly on TV and secondly, actually playing the sport in a serious way at school will contribute to that. The simplicity of the game will ensure that, even as the…

I feel like this is something I could only watch for say, 4 to 8 minutes, a couple of times a day.

Having never seen so much as a minute of Olympic wrestling before, I very much look forward to continuing that streak at the games next month.

Sounders fans like all true Americans appreciate Grit, Heart and Skill in that order.

Well, you use your real name on the internet, so that means you're trustworthy. I will try out your "Just piss yourself" plan. I'll let you know how it works out.

Even by the standards of autistic internet comments, this is right up there.

This only shows Ray Hudson should commentate on every sport. Perfect.

How did the England's Brave John Terry meme make it all the way here?

It's almost as if when deciding who the villain of the story is, most people didn't see the immediate relevance of a tertiary commentator's bad behaviour from a hundred years ago...

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I knew a Noel and Leon when I was a kid. Pronounced "No-ell" and "Lay-on".

How does it know when you're in an awkward situation?