I don't see why this is a problem. I want cable TV, I want a games console. Games consoles are basically cable boxes that happen to be able to play games now. This sounds perfect.

It's the 361, surely?

I think I remembered it running quite well on my desktop PC - for the ten minutes I was able to play it before the graphics card died and I decided to be super lazy about building a new one.

In a perfect world, I would be only too glad to propagandise your attitudes towards the ending of a video game with adjectives befitting the serious and weighty gravitas such issues deserve.

[sigh] I don't fucking know, dude... [picks option at random]

I haven't really been keeping up with DoA news since the first game just made me raise an eyebrow and mutter "Really?", so maybe this is a stupid question: Is this still a fighting game?

A gif of a man raising his middle finger up at the viewer and a message stating: "Here's your extended ending, nerd. Go cry on the internet some more."

I didn't say it was anything. You've interpreted my view as it being a bad thing because deep down you realise that your views are insane and worthy of ridicule.

I don't think I've memorised a phone number (besides my own) for nigh on ten years.

I really do have to wonder about those people (a lot of them on this very website) tearfully raging every time a phone manufacturer announces that they won't be updating the firmware for awhile.

Dear Square,

This wouldn't be an issue if all these guys just dealt with their gender normative issues and went with Desert Pink.

As someone who often profits from things that I personally view to be at best superfluous and at worst detrimental to best practise, I say: YES! And now the lengthy secondary consultation and redesign process!

I'm not being funny, but you don't seem to understand what these terms actually mean. The narrative justification (i.e. ANY thing that explains the events or circumstances in the story presented within the story itself) for wearing sailor suits (and being able to jump 20 feet in the air, and having ninja fighting…

What bugs?

Trut so pure. It suits him to characterise his behaviour as "Hacking. For fun."

This is your post: "Did you hear that joke where the Gestapo guy comes to someone's door for an interrogation? No? Well: Knock Knock..."

"I am looking at this from the perspective of a viewer looking at the content."

"...combines metal guitars with vocals in the style of "Airplanes" as made famous by Haley Williams of Paramore."

A "fantasy sequence" in the context of film and related storytelling media is a scene that takes place inside a character's head. So in the case of Sucker Punch it doesn't matter that their clothing isn't combat suitable because it's a) not real, and b) there is an thematic justification for it (which for the record,…