You say that like it would be less of a reason to love, and not more...

Everything's bigger in Texas, including constitutional violations.

Verify that your plan covers it. If you've exceeded your coverage, you may have to settle for Duplo large.

My current Facebook profile picture:

Awesome. So much to love: from Super Wendy to the ghost of Ann Richards, to when the proponents of the bill were "exterminated."

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.

I have a bad case of the cries, now.

I, personally have used Seekingarrangement.com and am dissappointed in jezebel for writing such a fucking judgemental piece. Do you talk about sex workers and saw 'EW EW EW!?' It's discrediting us and fucking isolating and perpetuating hurtful and misguided stereotypes. I can believe it could put women into…

This is exactly how I feel! I even wrote a whole post and then chickened out because I don't want to deal with a thousand replies telling me "how could you have enjoyed it if you were groped?!" Here's the post, yours gave me courage:

Two months ago, I got a Lunette Cup (after much research), and I cannot shut up about it. I think it's changed my life. I HATED tampons and could always feel them and they felt like they interfered with my chi, or something, but I'm in my mid-thirties so I'm so OVER using a pad like a freakin' diaper. I practiced a…

They are amazing. I have used them for years- in fact, went straight from pads to that, never really liked or used tampons. I dismissed them out of hand because a silicone cooter shot glass seemed so... bizarre. And crunchy granola. Not my thing. However, I'm a total convert to the point where I don't even bother…

They can be messy to learn to use, but at this point my fingers stay cleaner removing a cup than they did removing a tampon. If you have to empty in a public toilet, you remove it, dump it into the toilet as usual, wipe it with some TP and put it back in. However, unless you have a really heavy flow, there's a good…

If Hilary decides to twerk in a unicorn onesie, she may get more followers than Miley.

Sad. Kids, don't do it. It really does get better. Adults, don't do it either. 1-800-SUICIDE is there to help if nothing else will. Please.

Somebody introduce her life to unbearable tragedy, it's the only way to bring out her telekinetic potential.

Before he was famous...

Umm, yes, Tyler Marcum at 30 can GET IT.

I feel ya. I've got the super-fair skin, the freckles, and dark hair - no ginger (boo!), so no one believes me when I tell them that no, I really can't go out in the sun for 10 minutes without bursting into flames. But I had a ginger baby, too! He and I stay all sunscreened up and hide under the shade at the beach…

I love pairing a black boxer with a complementary white shoe.

This totally takes me back, because all I can see is one of the old Sweet Valley High covers. I am fairly sure this is the one where Elizabeth gets a concussion and goes all wild, and then Bruce Patman tries to date rape her on the beach but Jessica saves her.