Maybe.....Don IS cancer?

Listen, Canada, we have all those things. We especially have the syrup covered, we don’t want any of yours.

That would be nice of you. But do you see why it shouldn’t be the responsibility of Japanese people running a Japanese restaurant to explain to white people that they aren’t the same as Chinese people?

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

I feel like no matter where you’re from, if you’re attending college you probably ought to know that Tokyo is not in China.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

Oh jayzuz — “standard freezer baby” — that such a little corpse should exist and be thus abused.

Fuck that shit. They should sue. Because you know if it was some white women, not only would they receive payouts in the millions, there would be at 3 mother fucking congressional hearing on the matter.

Natural (no color enhancement) blue diamond.

I hate articles like this. Not because it isn't valid information that people should have, but because it would have made me feel like shit when I was pregnant and for a year after having my daughter.

So if you get a c-section that somehow helps a woman in Africa get one? Is this like those Toms shoes where they donate a pair for every pair that they sell?

When you meet people for the first time and they shake everyone in the group’s hand but yours because you are the only woman. Legit they drop the last man’s hand, look at me and then smile and nod. OHHOHOHOHOFUCK THAT I just stick my hand out obnoxiously and wait until they get uncomfortable and have to shake it. And…

I was told that my attire was “too corporate” and that I should try to “soften” my look up. My normal attire is button down shirts and slacks, just like the other (male) employees. I asked what the clothing allowance was so that I could replace my presumably offensive wardrobe on the company’s dime.

My 15-year-old niece got a talking-to from her high school guidance counselor for the exact same thing. She’s “too confident in her answers,” and it upsets her male teachers. Because…they’re overly emotional, insecure crybabies, I guess?

Wtf? Basically, a woman is too competent? How unsettling for your poor professor!

So you were penalized for being prepared? Damn.

I work for a big utility company in a technical position, and I am one of 6 women in a group of over 30 people. The majority of the company’s 23,000 employees are male, and the overwhelming majority of women in the company work in administrative support, clerical, or other non-technical roles. The culture can be…

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Ah, yes. When I was hired, the job description said X amount of money. I got less then X, tried to negotiate, and was told in a year I would be bumped up. In a year, I got rave performance reviews and told I was doing everything perfectly. However, all of a sudden, “Nobody gets raises or promotions” before 2 years.…