I can't get behind Bruno Mars because he stole the melody and theme from a WAY better song "Baby I'm Yours" from Breakbot, a really good French artist. Mars asked Breakbot if he could cover the song for his new album. Breakbot said no. Now we have "Treasure." Which is basically Bruno Mars's "Roar."

Shout out to Lake Zurich. That's a name you never hear in the movies.

The best non-kiss of all time. OF ALL TIME!

What you plebs don't understand is, that normal looking white cotton burp cloth, is made from totally organic, hand-harvested, Egyptian cotton. Much like the $250 APC t-shirts that Kanye is hawking right now. Her burp cloths are so expensive, they don't need flashy logos and obviously luxe materials.

I...really love your comment. Like, really. This made my entire day. So far.

If I weren't enjoying all this in a schadenfreude-y kind of way, I'd quit this post. And also MoGlo. 4Lyfe.

Because when AA was passed, they threw in a section that included sex/gender as well. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirmati…

Jesus, that's amazing. Funny thing is, Whitney Houston's "How Will I Know?" started playing at the same time. The gif synced up perfectly. You go, Glen Coco.

You're a natural witch. We need a 4th for our circle.

I have to agree with Chris Rock. I was out of work for a month and spent that month doing for free (for myself) what I would normally be paid to do for other people. If I won the Powerball, I wouldn't stop doing my job, I would open my own shop doing for myself what others pay me to do. I think that's the fundamental…

I love you both for the Tommy Wiseau gifs.

Probably because it's easier for USians to pronounce. The dude's name, however, is Dzokhar.

Dzokhar Tsarnaev

What's that in my eye...a little dust. That's all. Just a little dust.

Let the church say AMEN!

Well, a stopped clock is right twice a day.

I can't get on board with Chrissy Teigen's little faux crusade since she spewed some serious hate at Quvenzhane Wallis during the Oscars on Twitter.

Meet the future leaders of our country.

This is a SODA hierarchy. No distinctions needed. For Reals.

Darling, she's queen betch.