Frankly, it's just really fucking boring. Who cares? Boring-ass Robin Thicke, boring-ass Pharrell and T.I. - whose lyricism is clearly failing him. Although for the sake of the artistic argument, if Robin & Pharrell decided to act like "old men hollering from the porch", then it makes sense to have the girls naked in…

Jesus. Every time I see that dude he looks more and more like Uncle Ruckus. Except, yanno, with dead eyes.

I would say that a cat is actually a colloid - looks solid with the properties of a liquid. An emulsion...of awesome.

WORD

Billy Dee Williams, 1972's "Lady Sings the Blues". A dramatization of the life of Billie Holliday, starring one Miss Diana Ross. Ross was nominated for an Academy Award for her portrayal. She lost to Liza Minnelli who won for "Cabaret".

I got married last year. We got a mix of gifts and cash. People actually, really, totally showed up and gave us envelopes. It's not just an Italian or Italian-American thing.

COTD, if that still exists. I died a little at "humorless testicle cozy."

England & France are much cooler about it, because, you know, they participated in some of the more egregious slave trading. Go imperialism? I've had the worst offenses come from when I've traveled to Asia. The stares are crazypants and as soon as someone figures out you're American it's all "ooooh! Like Michael…

I get this a lot, especially when traveling to other countries. Especially when traveling to very racially homogeneous countries. To people who have asked I am not American, but to them I am straight up African and they get mildly disappointed when I say I've traced my heritage back to 1733 Virginia. I used to get…

This. If my arms could do this, I would never need to speak again.

This is rubbish. And I've listened to a lot of rubbish. If anyone ever wanted to pinpoint the death of soul, this is it. This is the nadir. Make way for the apocalypse.

Yes....Henry Cavill. I ripped through a marathon Tudors viewing a month ago and just...yeah.

Hells yes.

But of course, Cat Marnell's writing on the same topics is the stuff of legend. I mean, Faulkner couldn't have done any better.

Having Google imaged Ms. Christie, I have to say (totally objectively...objectifyingly) that she looks way hotter with short hair.

Because LL is Brad's obligatory "black friend." Duh.

I didn't hear him say that in the video...so confused.

Ah, but it's the same old musical chairs that typically happens among the upper-crusties. From the Wiki page:

I shouldn't have read the comments on the original article. No, I shouldn't have.

Your gif perfectly sums up my thoughts about this.