Y’know, I’d rather push a broom and live in a tropical climate and do research in my spare time than face 8 months of winter to go to some shitty campus.

You’re afraid of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
If it turns out to be epigenetic instead of genetic, it can be switched on and off at need. Once it’s on though, you’re stuck with it for 3-4 generations. So they have to be managed, rather like weeds.

Exterminate. Every eschatology in the world is pointing to it.
Use ovens.