as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

This is why the community should never have their way. If they did every character would be LGBTwhateverthefuck except straight.

I swear, shippers are the worst part of any fandom.

I’m sorry, but if these make you angry or clash with who you ‘ship, tough shit.

The fans didn’t create the world and the characters, Blizzard did. They get to decide what’s canon and what isn’t, not you.

I love playing Overwatch, but I can’t help but agree with you. It’s almost as annoying when your teammates say “LOL IT’S JUST QUICKPLAY Y U SO SALTY FAM???” when you suggest that you need a healer.

The idea that people get legit upset about finding out that their made up ideas about who is romantically involved with who in a fictional universe that they didn’t create is super weird to me and I’m not sure I’ll ever understand it.

I don’t really understand why people are so invested in these made-up relationships for the characters outside of the actual fiction in the game. If you enjoy that then continue to do so, what does it matter if Blizzard says a character is straight, gay, robosexual, or uses his floating metal spheres to violate…

Tumblr, that’s why. You spend any time on the hellsite, you’ll see it all. Kill all cis people, if you try to dispute my headcanons I’ll fake having a panic attack and block you, I’ll insist that my headcanons are true and will accuse you of being a dirty, evil straight person who should totes KILL THEMSELVES if you…

fandoms ruin everything

Trivial obsession over fictional characters and who they’re fucking is incredibly weird.

I’d rather none of the Overwatch heroes have official in-canon relationships with each other outside of the obvious explicit ones (Ana and Farah’s mother daughter relationship). Also I’m not big on the devs pandering to one specific portion of the fanbase.

I’m now officially sick of Overwatch permanently just like Undertale and Kingdom Hearts before it. The unrelenting fandom never shuts up

And I thought I didn’t have a life. Wow.

I’m all for it only because it seems to be making the Twitter clowns upset.

‘Shippers, aka, people with too much time on their hands and a severe lack of social skills.

I’m not against diversity, but I am against “diversity for diversity’s sake.” What does who she has sex with matter in an online shooter?

I saw a Ho’ chasing a pirate while on a cruise in the Caribbean:

#Gawkerfied

Did they find the marble in the oatmeal first?

VW really needs to get into NASCAR. Their cheating will finally get the award and respect it deserves.