Before all this came to light, was he not the smuggest, smarmiest twat on TV, anyway? I can’t help but judge...he seems like this privileged seedy little annoying guy who became prestigious and powerful and could not believe the p**y he could get. He has this annoying little dog humping on your leg quality. I really…

He’s straight up garbage. He is the worst and it’d be great if people could get get on the right side of history and call him a monster. It’d be a first time but he’s also the fucking worst.

Is ... Is Matt Lauer really blaming his daughter for the very vile, very misguided statement he issued yesterday?? 

“captures what the reality-show star represents.”

Nix Nabbed for Naughty Nighttime Nonsense

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

To be fair, his teammate invited him over.

If you can survive dysentery you can survive a skull fracture

What really gets me upset is these helmets that apparently don’t contribute to player safety, and also ruin peripheral vision. isn’t that more of a safety risk, to not be blindsided? In conclusion, return to leather helmets, and other things I enjoyed in the 1910s, when men were men and the Negros and women knew their…

Butterscotching was right there.

I have long believed that AZ is the meanest state in the nation. Even our mormons are pure evil. He’s probably one of the creeps that sits alone with teens asking about their sexual urges (a real thing that happens).

I’m wondering about the children Trump is stealing from families at the border, who are apparently being sold into the foster care system.

Maricopa County, Arizona Republican?  I can’t wait to hear all the stories Meghan McCain has of shooting AR-15s off with this guy!

He’ll just open his sleeveless hoodies and release a swarm of bats that’ll swoop in and steal the ball.

Yeah, the older I get the more (and I love the original Parent Trap, along with The Trouble With Angels the two great Hayley Mills movies) that premise for Parent Trap is completely fucked. Like, what the hell? That’s insane.

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

Jim Spanfeller

Predicting new internet trend of people putting scotch capsules up their butts to see if it gets your drunk. Will call it Scotch Tape-Worming.  Will inevitably end when it progresses to people drinking the scotch trickling out of a butthole and being hospitalized.   

There was a story awhile back here where I live where a woman’s brother died in a car accident because his car caught fire and he couldn’t get himself out because of his seat belt. She told the local paper she will never wear a seat belt again because of what happened to her brother. Guess what happened to her a few…

Are we sure Jim Spanfeller wasn’t behind the wheel?