Juju Smith-Schuster’s given name was John Smith. 

The Daves I Know

There’s a theory going around that Trump eats sudafed (and not the US sudafed... the UK version). The famous Cinco de Mayo picture with teh taco bowl shows a drawer open behind him with a bunch of boxes of sudafed. So while it’s likely he’s not doing the typical illicit drugs, he’s eating sudafed like it’s candy.

Counterpoint: I do OTHER things while my water boils and pasta cooks unattended.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s any better to have bosses named Braden, Braeden, and Brayden than to have them all named Mike.

If his brother is Geordyn, he probably spells it “Phranque”.

Alex Smith

Tomsula would use a discarded tongue depressor. He has no time for fancy forks or spoons.

i used to know a john johnson.  wtf?  if your last name is johnson, why name the kid john?  i can understand if it’s a family name (john, jr., john iv) but that’s it.  also, if you’re last name is smith, why name your son john?  have a little imagination there, bub.

My grandmother & her sisters were named Virginia, Tennessee and Georgia. They were born in a log cabin in the Ozarks. No, this is not a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

Jim Tomsula just outted his Kinja name here folks.

Sean, just call them by their last names, or create nicknames based on their appearance. Instead of Bob #4, Hitlerstache Bob. Easy!

I always loved Walter Payton even though I’m not a Bears fan. He was one of those rare athletes who let his playing do the talking and he always had a LOT to say.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Daily would DIE trying to run a mile.

James Caan played a sort of bumbling dude with a weird hat while Nelson played a gun slinger so I’d go with Ricky in that one isolated instance. Also, strangely enough, the movie with James Caan and Robert Mitchum was not as good as the same move with Dean Martin and Ricky Nelson. It doesn’t make any sense but it’s…

FLORIDA. There’s only one Florida and that’s the mom from Good Times. All the other Floridas are inferior to the immortal Esther Rolle.

Please take a moment to re-evaluate your take on old names vs. new names. Thank you for your service.

What professional athlete could you outrun?