It wasn't like a vagina-themed birthday party or anything, not like in the commercial. It was more...serious, but still joyful. The women who came all brought little gifts, though, with something significant about them, ranging from a chocolate bar to crystals (okay, my mom's friends are kind of new-agey), to my…

This...was...hilarious! Especially as someone who DID have a "becoming a woman" party ^_^ (done with my full knowledge and consent of course, and we only had women come. Incidentally, my mom is awesome).

I think we all know who wrote this note.

Just a reminder - just because this woman has a beautiful body does not mean that you do not, or that you should feel any lesser about your own.

THERE IS NO EAGLETON ANYMORE!

Ummm, that's actually kind of a sexy minion. Sorry, I'm just saying'.

For the fuck of shit, don't wear blackface.

Anecdotal support: My trainer once asked me if I'd rather be my ideal weight or eat cheese. Without hesitation my answer was cheese.

Really, who can keep track of where all the hair comes from, all I know is that I have garbage bags full of it.

Ewww! What a freak!

My footsteps are silent.. but my creeky, poppy knees and ankles give me away every time.

I don't want to live in a country where a man is condemned for eating a wheel of cheese.

There is no way for her to win at this. If she asks for a discount, she's a rich cheapskate. If she spends a ton, she's wasting the money of the people of Britain. There's literally no scenario in which she will not be criticized.

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

As long as there's no water monsters awaiting Barbie...

My response to EVERY article about millennials...

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Why on earth would anyone want to ban the cutest hairstyle in the whole world?