“Assault” is the correct term for hitting someone with a fucking hockey stick.

Either you chirp at birds in a cat voice, or GTFO.

She didn't do the chattering thing while looking out the window, thus, I do not believe her.

Why should I embrace Pangaea when it didn’t have the wherewithal to stick together as a continent?

Good idea: Globe with movable continents

When I made it one, about a half hour ago.

Can they do custom ones? I want one that’s like just xanax.

See, for me when I read that word I read it as WOMB-MEN as in little tiny men that live in your womb, on guard and ready to attack any foreign Womb Pearls that come it’s way

Nah would never put up there. What am I a sorority girl in the south or going to tea with the queen of England??? No thanks.

If a woman who looks like this:

Heres a link to the wiki page but the above video and excerpts from it pretty much explain it just as well. Its kind of a subculture that rose from the internet that includes those who feel that they have been born as the wrong species entirely, this includes not only animals but mythical beings as well. There is art,…

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

I feel sorry for whoever she gets for secret Santa.

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

“Dolezaling” XD

Jesus take the wheel because I still believe his wife is gonna cut the brake line. Also, I desperately need someone to make a gif of Jennifer Lopez’s face at about the 1 minute mark where it changes from smile to “I’m gonna murder you”

the couple also share a joint account