Having ridden an ornery horse back in the day, I feel fairly confident in saying that horse assisted her removal from his back.

zactly! Cute set though

“Wanker” is my go-to insult precisely because so many Americans have no idea what it means.

Duh, dummy. Dennis Duffy. Huh?

Nikon: We’d rather have a blind dude that a girl. Girls are gross!!

Some of my best friends are grey

I read that and laughed out loud. Upon reflection, I assume he’s saying that Hammer is a Catholic, for christ’s sake. Because they never do anything wrong...

Reputation management firm? Damn, I missed my calling

The TV movie was horrible but somehow Tim Curry was still scary AF.

Gawd yes! That was so bizarre

Let’s not focus exclusively on her witchy face. Let’s focus also on what a garbage person she is too.

Both those bruhs are very punchable.

This right here. Brava!

I think it’s supposed to be winky winky satire but it absolutely doesn’t work. I’d actually forgotten all about this one.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Are you telling me that a guy who cheats on his wives doesn’t understand women or respect their strength? That’s bonkers.

It’s nice to see The Mountain from GoT not being a zombie.

I’d be willing to wager he’s already sleeping with someone else

Emilia Clarke could be replaced by a fence post with a mop balanced on top and no one would even notice

That was sexy?

This may be the silliest thing I’ve ever seen. This hook is mine. That hook is his. Boom! Problem solved.