The only contestants worse than those reiterating their readiness for marriage are those who also just know which fellow contestants aren’t ready. Like, “There’s no way that 22-year-old could possibly be ready, she’s not worldly and experienced like me, the savviest 25-year-old alive.”

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

You’re missing out on a ground-floor opportunity in the exciting essential oil sales industry.

I was joking too, though the joke ended up causing the very flashes I was joking about and now I have to set my brain on fire.

Unlike the seven presidents who came before him, Donald Trump does not read

She Felicity-Season-Two’d herself.

Fiona Apple has dealt with some serious, serious shit in this industry. I want to hear more from her, always and forever.

You could always make her a delicious meal in a crockpot.

I thought it was a really sweet video. She is surrounded by people who love her and that baby so much.

That was a very touching video honestly

Believe me, I wish the parallels weren’t there. Even if the Dems sweep the mid-terms, I’m losing any faith that we as a country can put this fucked up genie back in the bottle that Herr Leader’s election has let out.

It’s even more disrespectful because Prince gave the single greatest halftime show in history.

Yes but the SS had much snappier uniforms.

Dear America,

I haven’t gone down the rabbit hole of all that Rose McGowan has said regarding trans people. However I have one big question. Why is Rose McGowan expected to do something for trans people? It’s an honest question. Did she ever say she would? Is she making fame or money off the backs of trans people? Why is the…

THANK YOU for your research-driven, nuanced, and compassionate response.

I did research on workplace sexual harassment in law school. I’m hardly an expert, but a lot of my research showed that a reason some victims do not come forward is that they do not actually want to ruin their harasser’s life and get him fired. For some victims, they want a more restorative approach (counselling,…

Yes, it would have been better.

“Get out of there now! The evangelical misogyny is coming from inside the house!”

So we should lock him up in an attic in Key West?