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Yes, I had the mascara (both of them) flake off into my eyes. It was so painful. I get the best results from They’re Real.

As a mascara devotee, I thought this one was....fine? I ended up returning it. I just started using Marc Jacobs’ mascara and I’m LOVING it.

I don’t really like this mascara. I have a Chandler Bing, “Yeah, okay” moment every time people rave about it.

If by “better than sex” they are saying that this mascara is better than sex at defining and volumizing your eyelashes, then I’d say that must be true.

(I do realize that they’re not actually saying this)

Thank you. He was so good in those. I have met so many people who hate on The Departed but it’s one of my favorite movies because of Leonardo DiCaprio, and despite Mark Walburgh and Alec Baldwin going too far in their corny, bullshit emoting. I found The Revenant kind of boring but am willing to give it another try.

Yeah. I gotta agree. I will grant that Planet Terror has the indelible image of Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg, and that alone makes it worthwhile, but Deathproof works better as a whole, Kurt Russell hits EXACTLY the right notes, and Zoe Bell all on her own is often worth watching. But the ending is so perfectly

You will not hear it, but you will read it.

I like death proof better, it has kurt russel being evil and getting his ass kicked.

Hell yeah. Grindhouse was a great night out at the movies. The crowd absolutely ate it up.

I know it’s got a bad rep as a purposefully bad movie trying way too hard to be amusing, but I fucking love Planet Terror, right down to its silly missing reel joke.

Bunch of judgy people in these comments.

Someone liked my story from last year and that means it’s no longer lost, so I’ll post it here again. This and the other story both happened in the same house about a two years apart. Here it is:

Good move. He probably didn’t want to murder someone who was about to shit herself. What a mess!

When my daughter was less than a year old, I went into her room before going to bed to check on her. I go in, she’s not in her crib. Panicking, I run over, she’s not there. No blankets, no pillows, no animals. Just a bare mattress. I look around the room in a full-blown panic attack, look back at the crib.

Since you asked... :)

I guess maybe you wouldn’t expect something relatively new to be haunted?

The first time I watched Blair Witch Project, I was alone in my friend’s apartment waiting for him to come home. His cat ambushed me from behind right at the climax. I damn near wet myself.

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.

Lol animals are the worst, they will fuck with you, no joke.

It probably thought you were someone else and would have been really embarrassed