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Re: Ben Affleck - A Jezzie posted a link to this video where he’s groping the interviewer a while ago, and I have never forgotten it. All there for the world to see. The quality of this video sucks, so feel free to reply with a link to a better version if you find one.

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

Unless it involves Casey Affleck.

Huh, so 16 years of ballet class (the video made me think of ballet running) is why my calves and that muscle on the front, or so comically defined?

Fiona Forever.

And bless those who will step up and sing when our hearts are breaking.

THIS. He took objectification of women to the next level, in a society where that was already the accepted norm.

I will never understand this dude’s popularity with women. The man basically kept a creepy babe-zoo in his house and only supported ‘women’s empowerment’ as long as it fit his idea of women being naked and not being ~prudes~ about it. If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

He was a historical figure and had massive cultural influence, but much of his legacy does not have a soft place in my heart. He had a long and privileged life. His idea that putting women on display for male voyeurism was the same as liberating them sexually was always heavily flawed and very misogynistic. Instead

Clicked for this, was not disappointed.

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

Janet should come on stage and tear out Justin’s crotch area, revealing one ball with a fidget spinner spinning on it.

Herself and Blake Lively are the beige of actresses. Nothing’s wrong with them really they’re just there and that’s fine. Like hotel art.

Poetic justice: Janet sneaks up on Justin mid halftime show and pantses him. Outer and under layer. It would only be fair.

Will anyone capture the Baba Yaga aesthetic?

Does Trevor Noah make anyone else want to zzzzzzzz take a nap?

Alright, I mixed something up - it’s the KETCHUP that has pink glitter in it, the sausages are glitter-free.

Very nice, indeed! This is my favorite cover so far.

I went once with my first boyfriend when I was 19 (which was drinking age at that time/state). He asked one of the dancers for a table dance, and she came over and started dancing and then suddenly said to me, "hey, didn't we go to high school together?" (High school being the year before.) So there she was taking her