I did an acro Pilates class for the first time on a lark today, and it was a whole lot of fun. Hanging upside down in weird positions made me feel like a badass. I’m stronger than I thought.

Oh man, being able to pay retail is a glorious luxury. I still like a discount, but it’s so freeing to not have to shop exclusively from the clearance rack in the shittiest store, or buy a thing because you like it, and not because it’s the only option you can afford. Hell yeah, Team Adult Buy What I Want When I Feel…

Flip side: “Everything is Free” when you are a kid in poverty is just “You Can Afford Absolutely Nothing” so I’m Team Adult Autonomy on that one.

I stress-purchased all four shades of Glossier Cloud Paint (new gel cream blush), and I love them. Really nice sheer tint finish. Thought I wouldn’t like the dark pink shade, but as it happens, it’s lovely for palefolk.

This is incredible!

Oh man, photos of your decorated cakes, please!

Lucky folks! I haven’t ever made sourdough (too impatient), but Iloooove it.

Sour cream cake donuts sound like what I need in my life right now. Where do you think it went off the rails, shape-wise? Would love a recipe if you’re game to share.

If this is considered basic, sign me the hell up.

A cookbook club is such a great idea! And I want to eat everything that you mentioned. Fresh tangerine juice, I can’t even imagine how good that must be.

oh god, those Nutella cookies sound amazing.

Doesn’t need to be pretty to be edible

Any bakers out tonight?

Victoria, David and their sons came in to have brunch at Balthazar (in NYC) once while I was there. Those two kids were the most sharply dressed children I have ever seen.

Word, but I can’t even focus on that, because I am just mezmerized by all of that attitude she’s serving.

More like Judith LIGHT OF MY LIFE!

I’m finishing up Invisalign right now (in my 30s, 2nd round of orthodontia). Don’t regret it in the slightest. Best of luck to you in your tooth-moving adventures!

Thanks!

Thanks! Courtesy of this absolute weirdo gem of a TV program