This is pure mcmansionhell.com fodder

WWIII: Geocities vs. Tripod

Like the animatronic version of Skyler White from Breaking Bad

You mean Steve Bannon? He was already appointed.

I’d take the empty box of Wheat Thins, tbh.

Tornadoslackss: a true American hero

That sounds like one you’ll be telling the grandkids/pets about someday :) Thumbs up for drunk cooking

You had me at bourbon

Do you have a particular brine recipe that you like? I forget every year and usually end up Frankensteining a few recipes together, but I’m always on the lookout for a good one.

USA Jezzies: how was your Thanksgiving? I stayed home and cooked my ass off — this year, I managed to avoid any cooking mishaps, and everything came out great. My husband and I hosted my mother-in-law, and that was it. We got her a little drunk, and she goes from anxious mess to delightful in about half a glass of…

Starred for content, wish I could double-star for “jabronis”

Because emails! Emails in the morning. Emails in the evening.

It seems that we’re careening in that direction, anyhow. All I’ve got left is the shruggie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That is an excellent coping strategy, and I’m only sorry that I didn’t jump on that train a week ago

Yay! Extra credit (pardon the Daily Mail link): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3764890/She-s-MANE-tourist-attraction-Louboutina-golden-retriever-famous-hugging-strangers-streets-New-York.html

Same, strangerfriend. I don’t know if you like dogs, but here are pictures of one that likes to hug random people on the streets of NYC:

Expert gif deployment

Kelly explained that she “avoided Roger for six months” on the advice of her supervisor, after he aggressively sexually harassed her in his office, trying three times to kiss her.“Sure enough, he stopped,” she said. “We went on to have a healthy working relationship.” Kelly added that “even I found hard to believe…

For anyone who needs them, here are some actually very useful guidelines (with sample script) from a friend of a friend. The specifics here reference the Bannon appointment, but you could update it if needed: