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They’ll probably still be blaming Obama and/or Clinton by that point

All I want for Christmas is this and Planned Parenthood donations. Sweet irony!

I like this interpretation, 5 stars

I lost it at the Wham! mention

You’re right, facts are for loser crybabies who should get a job! High five! #freedumb

That was all brains, no autocorrect

I also donated last week! Hope that he succeeds.

Jesus, the gaslighting! That last statement is particularly audacious.

+ fillers, maybe? He looks like he belongs in a Real Housewives franchise lineup.

I haven’t seen that one yet. He’s kept it mainly to variations on “Obama sucks,” “get a job, crybaby protestors,” “here’s a fake news article that proves that Hillary is dying/mentally ill/in collusion with Satan,” “police/all lives matter,” and (unrelated but funny, since I don’t think that he knows that we can all

His response would be formatted somewhere along these lines:

Oof. I’m impressed that you have the gastrointestinal fortitude to read that subreddit.

Seriously! You, too? We’re usually on good enough terms, but he tried to come for me on Facebook the other day in response to a post that I shared. I declined to participate in a flame war, and offered to talk about it with him in person sometime, if he wanted. He said no, and then deleted the comment 12 hours later.

Right? One of the more laughable things that my brother-in-law keeps posting on Facebook is that all feminists should be thrilled that Trump won, because it means that Kellyanne Conway was the first woman to ever run a winning presidential campaign. It’s like saying that cattle at the slaughter should be grateful for

This is magical.

Sometimes you just need to get super drunk and buy a freakin’ trampoline.

I’ve been using it for a few weeks, and I love it. It’s slightly sheer, blots/wears down to a gorgeous stain. And I don’t even like dark lipstick, usually.

Boosh and/or kakow! Thanks, and agreed — it was gone too soon.