NOOOOOOOO

Starred for Latrice Motherfing Royale.

This forever. Dry, super-present vocals are so unflattering, and I feel like I’m hearing more of that recently, for some reason. Makes everything sound like a student project.

...and freezing toes?

Cheers! I’m drinking Miraval rosé right now (from their vineyard), which I discovered at TJ’s, not knowing it was related to them until the checkout lady low key made fun of me for it. It’s delicious, and I’ll cry if this divorce comes between me and my wine.

I never noticed that! Oops...

Step Brothers is a GD masterpiece.

He's gonna get a bill when he turns 18...

Good call. I hadn’t thought of that.

These two have been parents together for SO LONG. What happened??

We’re on the case. Pictured in back row: proposed Toddler Border Security Czar

While I would have loved to see Holland Taylor’s reaction, it was so boss that she brought Marcia Clark for this.

...but is she a professional magician?

There is clearly blood magic at play here, because goddamn, I’m half her age and she looks the same age as I do.

I’m so sorry :( sending internet hugs for you

Commies?

That’s great! I’m so happy that you have a good medical partner. Keep us posted on how it’s all going!

OMG THOSE CHEEKS!

I’m so sorry :( I was sick for the better part of last year. There are few things as demoralizing as being ill for an extended period. Wishing you wellness. xo

I also have PCOS, and I feel you. :( I had an embarrassing breakdown in my boss’ office the morning that I found out.