You have amazing eyes. For starters, I would look up Wayne Goss’ eye shape tutorial on YouTube. I’m not being hyperbolic when I say that it changed my life -- he gives specific instructions on finding your eye shape, and has tutorials to suit them. I think that this is more important for creating flattering eye makeup…

Glycolic acid rules. Are you experiencing any peeling so far? 

I just ordered a NuFace mini this week, and it’s due to be delivered tomorrow! It’s a microcurrent facial toning device, and I am hopeful. I had a microcurrent facial a year ago, and for the days following, my face looked better than it has for my entire adulthood. Just very defined cheekbones, and less puffy than I…

Oh man, your story really got to me. What a lucky lady pup she was to have you!

I’m so sorry :( Weirdo dogs are some of the best, most loving dogs.

I’m so sorry. :( I cried for days when we lost my pup, and I still tear-up thinking about her sometimes (15 years later). We are so lucky to have known them, though.

Let’s talk about our sweet pups who have passed!

I hope that they spoiled that cutie rotten with lots and lots of treats in his final days.

They don’t stick around long enough to go bad, tbh

Low to middling!

Ha, definitely not the worst thing that happened in the series. Season 2 is such a cluster.

Teens of years ago, when I was in high school and Mario Lopez was hosting some morning show, my mom had a thing for him and told me (insistently, multiple times) that I should marry him.

This cover sounds exactly like that terrible James song from Twin Peaks to me:

No. I require that my partners have access to enough fridge storage for at least two onions.

We shared a bedroom (college) :/   I’m pretty sure that I just put on headphones and tried to pretend that it wasn’t happening. She either was unembarassed by the whole thing or was also pretending that it hadn’t happened, because she seemed totally normal* after that.

She did not stop after I got there...

I once returned home to find my strange-but-generally-OK roommate looking at photos of herself on her computer, while crying and singing along to “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera.

Oof. I lived in a triple once, and the wall between our bedroom and the second one in our suite didn’t go all of the way up to the ceiling. Hell on earth.

This gif is amazing, and an effective hypnotherapy tool

THIS * 1000. I’m ready to read fewer articles (everywhere, not here specifically) that say “women should” and more that say “men should” when it comes to this problem.