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Starred for Levain! Those cookies are so substantial, they're like a GD meal...

Haha, consider yourself retroactively invited, and yes, they do! They do snazzy custom cakes, but due to budget, we decided to just get the largest version they made of the cake we wanted for cutting, and a gigantic sheet cake version for the catering folks to cut up in the back. It was awesome. But they can and will

Veniero’s 4LYFE. They did my wedding cake, I love it so much.

Local here! The commenters upthread already gave some great advice, but here are some of my favorite spots. I spend a lot of time in the East Village/Union Square/Flatiron areas, so a lot of them are centered around there.

I sing karaoke. Loudly. With friends, when I can. When I’m short on time, by myself, to something that makes me feel something—anything—whether it’s like chair boogeying, or the Serious Business Tingles.

It looks as revolting as it reportedly smells. Thanks, trypophobia.

I developed type 2 diabetes just reading about this, ugh. This sounds like it would be so bad for anyone with any kind of tendency toward reactive blood sugar levels (what’s up, my fellow hypoglycemics??).

Ugh, same! Nothing like being spoken to like an entitled child when you’re trying to get some basic f’ing facts.

I even got this reaction once when I followed up on the ETA of a confirmed raise that had been delayed repeatedly over a few months. It was suggested that I must be in some kind of financial trouble for even asking. :/

Maybe Rihanna is just really passionate about Shark Week!

Yessss to Laser Wolf. You can’t go wrong with that. My husband and I joke around that we’re going to name our future kid either Samurai Laser or Shotgun Samurai.

<3!

The cast on Moone Boy is excellent. I love the writing — it’s got a quick humor to it that reminds me of 30 Rock. So many good one-liners.

I have not! I will check it out, thanks :)

I did, and I enjoyed it! Have you seen Moone Boy?

I see that everyone did not get the #ad/#spon memo!

I agree 100% with your square (and square impostor) ranking!