They didn't :/

A friend who used to work at Viacom described it like this: “imagine you just got out of work, and you’re trying to walk to your car, but there are ONE MILLION PEOPLE standing around it.”

Not even a little bit interesting. It’s like a McDonald’s PlayPlace for Midwestern adults.

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

Paris is Burning, but not the good kind like you want :(

Yep, Hulu! Do it!!

Burning Love, a Bachelor franchise spoof.

This sums-up my feelings about it:

Yes! Have you seen all three seasons? It’s pure gold.

For sure. We all have one of those...

I don’t get the alleged sexual magnetism. He’s like someone gave a ferret a fake beard and a Vineyard Vines gift card.

This guy is so smarmy, but the moments when he sheds his Nice Guy™ human skin and reveals the lizard person underneath make for pretty solid, hate-watchable TV.

Ugh. Fuck this guy.

This header image is everything.

HOW DARE YOU

Oh god. Just imagine the look on Atwood’s face when she found out about THAT.

Huh, I hadnt even heard of that adaptation of The Robber Bride. Will google! It’s been a solid 13 or 14 years since I re-read that novel, so I’m a bit fuzzy on the details, but it may be time to pick it back up.

Oh my god, that is glorious. The longer I look at it, the more questions I have, both for the artist/12 year-old nephew of the author, and for the universe.