From one sinus problem child to another, I’m so sorry that you are dealing with this. It’s exhausting and demoralizing to be sick like that all the time, and not have doctors be able to solve it for you on a quick and clear path. For what it’s worth, I’ve been going through everything health-related you described…

A blaze of glory, this post. You will be missed!

This is my favorite

Dehydrate yourself in advance and/or wear adult diapers, I guess?

My best friend did that on her honeymoon, despite me waving my arms frantically and shouting “DANGER! DANGER!” at her. From what she reported, they had to show up in the early afternoon, and they were not allowed to leave the area until after midnight, not even to use the bathroom. AKA my personal hell.

Step 1: stay as far away from midtown as possible

Yeah, so close to having a complete Christmas! Maybe next year.

Alert the pet shops!

Hahaha, should not have googled, but points for creativity to the guy who made the Master Cylinder costume...

Likewise! Frisky Dingo gif party?

I got a guilt trip for not visiting more. And some slippers.

You sound angry. You okay? Have an internet stranger hug.

Bro to bean

Obviously this is because pink costs more. Duh. That’s like economics 101. You want a razor in pink, which obviously you do because lady, it’s going to cost you! Enjoy saving up your 78 cents on the dollar to afford it.

I once saw DDL walking around incognito in full costume, old-timey mustache and all, in Union Square in NYC. Best and weirdest celebrity sighting of my life.

Teflon Conifer just slides right off of the tongue!

Shotgun Laser was on our B-list, but you just threw the door wide open with Laser Shotgun. Timelessly beautiful!