What a fucking scumbag.

Look up tightlining — it’s an eyeliner technique in which you draw your eyeliner pencil into the top lashes from underneath. There are YouTube videos on it, and it may look intimidating, but it’s actually pretty easy. The big benefit is that it makes you look like you are wearing really subtle eyeliner, but you don’t…

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Growing up, my parents were divorced with joint custody, and both lived in old Victorian houses, circa 1880, which were common in the area. I had a spooky incident in my mom’s house, and a fairly funny incident in my dad’s.

So sorry to hear that you went through that. :( I was in the hospital for a bleeding cyst once, and it’s pain that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I hope that you’re doing better now.

Choose better cowboy hats.

Can we all just not critique a grown woman for telling someone to stop touching her?

Thank you! I pretty much high-five myself about it on a daily basis.

There is already a Chik-fil-a in NYC. It’s in an NYU building, and it is in fact open to the public.

I just said this to my husband, too. I was thinking of going as the Log Lady, with him as Agent Cooper. Now we must...

I had a smokey eye epiphany with this tutorial — I think it’s the mix of cool and warm-toned neutral shadows, PLUS she gives a great trick to keep waterline lower liner from making eyes appear smaller (black on top waterline, brown on the bottom — sounds dumb, but works like a charm!). When I do this, I get the…

Illamaqua makes pure white foundation in a couple of different formulas. I’ve used Skin Base, which is a satin finish (mixes well with everything I tried, except very oily foundations). It works great as a highlighter on its own, too. They also make a richer formula in white, too.

Does your derm have you applying it before or after moisturizer? I was molting until mine told me to me moisturize first. She has me applying moisturizer, waiting 30 minutes (but let’s be real, more like 10 some nights), and then slapping a layer of the good stuff on top. Works like a charm.

Hot tip! Get the YSL Touche Eclat foundation instead of the Touche Eclat pen. It’s essentially the same product, but you get loads more for the price in a pump, instead of an annoying clicky wand. I’ve never worn anything so natural-looking in all of my foundation-wearing years. I walk around in that stuff, feeling…

Seconding the Marc Jacobs Blacquer recommendation. I am terrible with liquid liner, but even I can whip out a good cat eye with that one. Super sharp felt tip point, very deep, shiny BLACK. Doesn't gum-up or feel sticky on your eyes like the Stila liquid liners.

Hahahaha. I like you both already.

SO many activities!

HA. That’s outstanding. We don’t slur that part much anymore (this has been going on for over a decade; we’ve gotten lazy), but the only acceptable response is “[slurred gibberish] five dollars? Get outta here.” We also enjoy “you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel,” and Ralph quotes. So many Ralph quotes... Do…

Simpsons quotes 4LYFE... My husband and I say“you have a butt that won’t quit” to each other at least twice a week. You do you.