What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

He did the exact same move I use when I'm trying to kill a wasp that flew into my house.

He flopped.

This is Rev Halofan on the left, seriously.

The water-cooled VW world is full of these guys- they’ll nab a clean Rabbit from some little old lady for chump change, and try to flip it as a one-owner car. When confronted, they usually threaten to fight/kill any/all challengers, call people homophobic names, and generally shit themselves.

*Gary Mathews Jr toasts his chalice in agreement*

Hope all you want, but the Halos will always get their free agents, for the same reason they got Poo Hole and Hamilton: they have a fuckton of money, and they throw it away like it is covered in Ebola

This is hilarious, but my favorite part by far is at the very beginning when she drinks from the glass then does the dancing, arm twirling thing EXACTLY like the real FNL wife.

Funny, that’s exactly how Goode looked after watching the first fifteen minutes of After Earth.

James Johnson cocked that joint back and banged on ‘em...

So this kid watches a sexual assault, lets a buddy sit on his shoulders to get a better view, but doesn’t report it until 3 months later and only as part of his own unhappiness at being hazed. Fuck this team, but fuck this guy as well.

HOW

Can we agree, right now, at this very moment, to refer to Kris Bryant from now on as a “serial rakist”?

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

So wait, authorities must have already known about this party because it "caused her to lose custody of her five children." Why wasn't she arrested then and there?

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?