In college at South Carolina I was playing basketball at the gym on campus when Sidney Rice and some other football players claimed "next." My team won and it was time for a good old-fashioned honkey bloodletting. On the very first possession, Sidney dunked on me, then swung his junk right into my face, literally…

I got dunked on, and it was atrocious...I hadn't played in about 6 months and found myself wanting to hoop at the local gym, it seemed like there were a lot more youngsters there than I remembered, and one particular 5'9 kid fresh out of high school that had up's like I'd never seen before. I'm 6'1 and used to get up,…

As a sophomore, I played in a tourney game against Gerald Green. Being 15 at the time, I assumed I was Gerald's equal on the court. The first trip down the court, he caught the ball on the wing, pump faked, and blew by me along the baseline to throw down a monster dunk. After that, I "adjusted" to his speed and he…

Look, this is real easy everyone:

Other name-appropriate rivalries:

I was surprised; I was only expecting the teams to exchange burns.

Title IX law requires university employees to report any sexual assault allegations they're aware of. They didn't. But it's probable that they know something — after all, they kicked him off the team.

I'm guessing they internally investigated and determined that he was guilty of an action in some way, shape or form that was against team rules. Could be exactly what he is being accused of in this article or something different.

Still, what can they do? Should they have violated the privacy of the girls who spoke out at common ground, supposedly a safe/anonymous forum?

Well, given that the guy was dropped nearly a year after the allegations, I'm guessing something more came to light internally that we aren't privy too. The fault here lies with Duke administrators hearing about a sexual assault accusation and doing nothing about it. Par for the course basically at a university sadly.

"Title IX laws require almost all university employees to report any sexual assault allegations they have knowledge of to a supervisor, campus police, or the Student Conduct office, even if no official complaint has been lodged."

Why? Do you plan on blowing them up?

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

As with the adults, Chris Bosh's kid is the real winner here:

Damn, I'll issue a correction.

They were just preparing for the draft.

RIP

You know things are bad when Jim Harbaugh comes out looking like the sane one in the relationship.

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.