Bosh played great defense for most of Miami's good years!

Nooo.... Social drinking is "You're having a beer? I'll have a beer too."

If you ask my uncle, the real sheep is the guy on the bike, who totally looks like one of them Obama apologists.

Over at NY Post, they outline another detail of Dustin's life. Obviously not related to recreational drug use, but holy shit:

during the '99 season, at the height of the steroid era, Martinez pitched 213 innings, struck out 313 batters, gave up nine home runs, and finished the year with a 2.07 ERA

Geale did provoke him.

ESPN fire Steven A. Smith? AAHAHAHAHAHhhAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Q.E.D.

This is not trolling.

Jobs Erin Andrews Could Hold At Higher Weights, Ranked:

Jesus Christ this guy needs to make up his mind. Should a sideline reporter be gutless or not?

Baseball's unwritten rules are ridiculous. Imagine if you showed up an hour early for work to YOUR job? You would be a hero! Instead, Uggla was suspended. He should file some kinda grievance or something.

His attempts to recruit Lebron may have failed. But based on his profile photo, I'm surprised he couldn't at least lure Chris Anderson.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Doesn't surprise me that this happened at an AA game. One of the overriding principles of AA is that you have to come face-to-face with the people who hurt you.

Not Pictured: Gotze's raging hard on.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Bias raised the temperature in a room in a way very few other public figures would have. He was young and healthy and famous, and he'd just been drafted by the Boston Celtics, which made his death a matter of immediate political utility for a powerful Massachusetts Democrat trying feverishly to outflank Republicans on…

It's good to meet the occasional moron who knows he's a moron.

Pretty sure Len Bias didn't kill 25 other people when he overdosed on cocaine.