Boogie is in shape this year!

There is going to be a SERIOUS Ole Miss scandal in the near future, and this letter is going to become even more funny/repulsive.

The one that made the USA team?! LOLOLOLOL

How do people meet on Instagram?

All we had left at the jar at work was Milky Way and I forgot that those are actually awesome.

God I just got embarrassed all over again rereading this.

When I was in the first grade, I'm pretty sure 87% of the boys in my class dressed up as the Red Power Ranger, myself included. During our all day party, my small bladder alerted me it was time to urinate. Unfortunately first graders take forever in the bathroom and it was a one person deal that was in the actual…

Yeah I also want to point out that some topics you guys beat to death, but this is not one of them. Laughing at Lakers is ok.

I didn't think this was that bad at all. I think in terms of milking that they had a racist owner and trying to improve ticket sales, this video does none of that whatsoever.

I thought it was cool that they crowd sourced the analytics into making their Draft Pick and then just went with the owners pick anyways. Oh well.

I LOLed

What would transpire if you did a Deadspin Feats of Strength competition?

95 square feet? FOH

I can't believe he spelled ridiculous correctly

I was about to go on a family road trip to see my grandmother from Chicago to St. Louis, which is roughly 6 hours in the minivan that we were taking. I had a combination of food before the trip that included a whole bag of candy corn and like 50 strawberries for some reason. (I was a kid and used to wet the…

For career WAR, does that stat reward players that played a long time too much? For example, how would a player that won a bunch on good teams as the 4-5th option stack up against a 1-2 option that maybe didn't have as great of a career length or winning seasons wise?

I can't wait until like 20 years from now when we have crazy data to track NBA teams throughout the season and somebody analyzes the 2013-2014 Minnesota Timberwolves and has a brain aneurysm.

Really ramped up the intensity on Bully Beatdown since the last time I watched it.

Why is this my favorite thing ever

hahaha you fucker