That’s not how lighting works b/c the fire is behind Diana, but of course you know that. Such logistics are beside the point of i09 seizing any opportunity to shit on Zack Snyder, in a clever way that asserts superior intelligence/aesthetic sensibilities. It’s so predictable at this point that these read as if written…

Go fuck yourself. :)

Cute that you think your hyperbole-laden opinions have any influence whatsoever.

Henry Cavill is the only Superman that matters. “But he doesn’t smile enough!” Jesus Christ. All you bitchy lil snowflakes best stick to shipping CW’s dumbass superteen soaps for a season or two and then bragging about how you quit watching because the shitty writers didn’t indulge your every delicate squee.

Keep fucking that chicken, Gossip Girl!

Go fuck yourself. :)